Friday 31 January 2014

Yay!!!

     A few months back, I entered the Scholastic Art and Writing contest for teenagers. I didn't have a lot of time to prepare or anything. I kind of just threw a story together and sent it in, not really expecting anything to come of it.
     Well, the results came back today.... AND I GOT AN HONORABLE MENTION!
     Cue happy dance! *does amazingly awkward dance* This is my first writing contest, so I'm really happy. There are three types of awards- gold, silver, and honorable mention.
     Next year, I should send in a bunch of entries instead of just one. I can work on them throughout the year. Maybe I could even get a gold award.
     If there are any teens out there who like to write, you should enter too! They have lots of categories. I entered a fiction category, but they have poetry and nonfiction categories as well. The awards are given by regions at first. If you get a gold award there, yours can get judged on the national level. All teens in grades 7-12 are eligible to compete.

My Smart Question of the Day
    How is a raven like a writing-desk?

Monday 27 January 2014

GRRRR!

The other day, I realized something terrible- People think that I’m not fun!
How did I reach this conclusion? Well, first of all, I was at Girl Scouts. My friend said jokingly, “You’re no fun!” The following conversation ensued:
Me- I’m offended! I’m a fun person! (turns to other girls in troop) Right?
Other girls- Wellllllll…….
Girl- It’s just that we don’t know you very well.
Girl 2- You’re too quiet.
Girl 3- You can be fun sometimes, I guess.
Sometimes? What was that supposed to mean? Somehow, I managed to forget about the incident, until a few days later, when I went to sailing. I was taking another girl out on a boat with me.
New kid- (to girl on my boat) Be careful. You might be bored to death.
Me- Why?
New kid- You’re too quiet.
It was all I could do to keep from going into total rage mode. Just because I am quiet does not make me boring! I do have a sense of humor. It’s called sarcasm.
My Smart Question of the Day
When asked what they would take to a deserted island, how come people don’t say, “A boat”?

Saturday 18 January 2014

The Fault in Our Stars


My thoughts are stars I can’t fathom into constellations.
-Augustus Waters, The Fault in Our Stars

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you The Fault in Our Stars (otherwise known as the saddest, most depressing book in the history of the universe.) Before I read it, all my friends told me I would cry at the end. I chose not to believe them, or at least, I tried not to. So I read the book hoping for a happy ending that never came.
Don’t get me wrong, it was a really good book. It’s actually one of the most popular YA books right now. It was a New York Times Best Seller. The book is just really, really tragic. I’m not sure if I’ll be able to read it a second time; I don’t want to put myself through so much pain again.
That said, the book wasn't entirely sad. It made me smile at points. I even found myself chuckling after the depressing part, which made me feel slightly guilty. The main character was incredibly witty and had such a dry sense of humour. Her love interest was endearing and over dramatic.The story is about Hazel, a sixteen-year-old girl who is dying of cancer, and her relationship with Augustus Waters.
I know what you’re thinking. You’re already thinking, “the girl bites it”.
Well, I guess you’ll just have to read and find out.

My Smart Question of the Day
Why do people like sad books? Does reading about other people’s sadness make us feel better about our own lives, or does it just make us feel worse?

Sunday 12 January 2014

Why do Vampires Sparkle?

I just finished reading the sweetest romance novel. It was awesome!
Romance is actually one of my favourite genres, but none of my friends like it. Personally, I think that they like it, but they're just too embarrassed to admit it. After all, someone has to like romance, otherwise there wouldn't be a gazillion YA books about it.
And before you ask- no, I don't like Twilight. I mean, the vampires sparkle, for goodness sake! Fairies are meant to sparkle, not vampires. I couldn't even make it halfway through the first book. Here's all I can remember from it:
Bella stares at the rain. Bella trips. Bella stares at Edward. Oh, look, he's a vampire (sparkle sparkle). 
That's seriously it. In the movie Edward looks like somebody dumped a bucket of glitter on him. So, as I mentioned before, I do like romance books, as long as they don't have vampires or any other strange, supernatural creatures turned friendly.
Sorry if you like Twilight, but that's just my opinion.

My Smart Question of the Day
Who's brilliant idea was it to name the fruit orange, anyway? That's really the best thing he could come up with?

Wednesday 8 January 2014

Harry Potter

     The other day, I went to Starbucks and ordered a Butterbeer. Yes, you read that correctly. I ordered a Butterbeer, which is what Harry and his friends drink in Harry Potter. Not real beer, of course.
     And oh my gosh.... I can't believe that I've been missing out on it for so long.
     It's a Frappuccino with caramel syrup, toffee nut syrup, and caramel drizzle. That's how you have to order it. You can't say Butterbeer, as the muggles don't know what it is. It was magically delicious! I loved every sip. If you ever go by Starbucks, you should try it. I guarantee that you will not regret it. Just search the recipe; it's pretty easy to find.
     Harry Potter was actually the reason I started writing seriously. You see, I'd always loved the books, and a year or two ago I met some friends who were just as obsessed with them as I was. They wrote Harry Potter fanfiction (fiction written by fans of books, TV shows, etc) on a site called Quotev. My two friends were always talking about their stories. I felt kind of left out, so I made a fanfiction as well.That's when I discovered how much I liked writing. You can sit in front of the computer, or your notebook, and finally put down all the thoughts that are crowding your head. 
     I was pretty decent at writing, too. Before then I had written short stories and such, but I had never considered writing as a career. Fanfiction changed that. Without it, I probably wouldn't have got into writing. 
     
     My Smart Question of the Day
     Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?
     
     

Tuesday 7 January 2014

Hullo!

     Hullo there! Welcome to my blog. For all you teenagers, bookworms, writers, and socially awkward people- Congratulations! You've come to the right place. If you are not one of the above, you're still welcome. Just sit back and admire my genius, or laugh at my insanity. I really don't care which.
     Before I tell you about this blog, I'll give you a bit of information about myself. I'm a home-schooler in America. I haven't been home-schooled all my life, just a couple of years. My family moves about every two years, so next year I'll be going to a real school again. Getting up early is going to be torture.
      I'm a bit of a wallflower, if I'm being perfectly honest with myself. You know the sort. They lurk at the edges of the lunchroom and never raise their hands in class even if they have the answer. Yep. That's me. Don't let that fool you, though. Once you get to know me, you find out that I'm sarcastic, humorous, and random.
     An Interesting Fact- I am obsessed with everything British. In fact, this blog is even set to UK spelling, as is my phone.
     Now that that's out of the way, we can move on to information about the blog. The blog is going to have a little bit of everything, from book reviews to my ramblings on bubble wrap. Basically, whatever I feel like writing at the time. At the end of each post will be a question, which is either food for thought or something strange that I've always wanted to know. I'll try to update fairly frequently. Please, comment! I would love to get to know you all!
   
     My Smart Question of the Day
     Comment if you know! I've heard conflicting views on this, and I'm dying to know the real answer:
      What did the Romans wear under their togas?